Princes and heroes: you talk about them as if they exist. I’ve no idea because I’ve never needed them. I don’t need saving, I’ve always fought my own battles. I have my own trusty sword and noble steed but they are dressed up as heels and a teddy bear. They protect my crown. I need you only to hold me and listen to me after a long day of battling the dragons. For I am never a damsel in distress, only a queen in a quarrel.